Welcome to my crib

Alex. NYC. 17. Sophomore in College. Better than you.

hmu ~ this is me ~ me ~ babes ~
Don't be yourself.

dontyouever-giveup:

mydailytumbles:

dontyouever-giveup:

i went to high school with this girl named kelsey and she married a guy she met while studying abroad in portugal and her facebook statuses are my favorite thing in the world.

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THAT’S MY SISTER!

Also you forgot the best one

"What ever is keeping the boat floating."

"You mean ‘what ever floats your boat’?"

"Yea, that too."

HER SISTER FOUND THE POST AND NOW I FEEL KIND OF CREEPY I HOPE YOU’RE ALL SATISFIED

carolfuckingbrady:

squided:

WHEN WILL PEOPLE FUCKING REALIZE THAT

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MEN

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ALSO

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ARE

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GIVEN

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UNREALISTIC

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EXPECTATIONS

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DO YOU HAVE ANY FUCKING IDEA

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HOW IMPOSSIBLE IT IS

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TO LOOK LIKE THIS???

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IT’S 100% FUCKING ILLOGICAL TO EXPECT MEN TO HAVE THIS RIPPED SIX-PACK ABS AND BE SKINNY AND HAVE PERFECT SKIN AND FACIAL COMPLEXION!  MEN ALSO EXPERIENCE BEING UNCOMFORTABLE WITH OUR BODIES ALL. THE. FUCKING. TIME.

finally someone made this